December 6, 2008

One Piece

One Piece is a Japanese shōnen manga written and illustrated by Eiichirō Oda, that has been serialized in Weekly Shōnen Jump magazine since August 4, 1997. The individual chapters are being published in tankōbon volumes by Shueisha, with the first released on December 24, 1997 and 52 volumes released as of December 2008.

One Piece follows the adventures of Monkey D. Luffy, a 17-year-old boy, who gained supernatural abilities by eating a magical fruit, and his ragtag crew of heroic pirates, named the Straw Hats. Luffy's greatest ambition is to obtain the world's ultimate treasure, One Piece, and thereby become the next Pirate King. When creating the series, Oda was heavily influenced by the manga Dragon Ball.

One Piece is licensed for an English language release in North America by Viz Media. The individual chapters are being serialized in Viz's Shonen Jump manga anthology and being published in tankōbon volumes. In the United Kingdom, the series is being released by Gollancz Manga. Madman Entertainment is releasing the series in Australia and New Zealand.

The series was adapted into an original video animation (OVA) produced in 1998 by Production I.G. It was later adapted into a full anime series by Toei Animation that premiered in Japan on Fuji Television on October 20, 1999. As of November 9, 2008, 376 episodes of the series have aired. The anime series was licensed for a heavily edited English dubbed broadcast in North America by 4Kids Entertainment. It has since been licensed for a full Region 1 DVD release and broadcast by Funimation Entertainment. In addition to the anime series and OVA, One Piece has been adapted into nine feature films by Toei and multiple video games based on the series have been released.

With over 140 million copies sold, One Piece is the third highest selling manga in the history of Weekly Shōnen Jump. It is considered their most acclaimed and all-time third-best-selling title in Japan.


Boy named Monkey D. Luffy, inspired by his childhood hero "Red-Haired" Shanks, sets out on a journey to find the legendary One Piece, to become the new Pirate King. To accomplish this, he must reach the end of the most deadly and dangerous ocean: The Grand Line.

Luffy captains the Straw Hat Pirates first through the sea of East Blue and then through the Grand Line. He follows the path of the deceased Pirate King, Gold Roger, from island to island on his way to the great treasure One Piece. On his way his crew grows to have a swordsman, a navigator, a sniper, a cook, a doctor, an archaeologist, a shipwright, and a musician.

During the course of the story, the crew contend with both other less moral pirate crews and the Navy. The latter are the subordinates of the World Government, who apparently seek justice by ending the Golden Age of Pirates. Many background story elements involve the delicate balance of power between the World Government and the world's most powerful pirate crews.


Monkey D Luffy
Monkey D. Luffy
The main character, a 17-year-old boy. He is the captain of the Straw Hat Pirates. He is portrayed as carefree and sometimes air-headed leader. He generally has a huge appetite, for meat in particular. By accidentally eating a Devil Fruit, a fruit that grants special abilities to those who eat them, his body gained the properties of rubber. Luffy's dream is to become the Pirate King.

VOICE IN OVA: Urara Takano
VOICE IN ENGLISH DUB: Bella Hudson for 4Kids, by Chuck Powers for Odex and by Colleen Clinkenbeard for Funimation.

Roronoa Zoro
Roronoa Zoro
The first to join the crew. He is 19 years old and a skilled swordsman, who uses up to three swords at once, clutching the third in his mouth. He is extremely poor at understanding geographical directions and gets lost very easily. He also sleeps a great deal and loves to drink. His goal is to become the greatest swordsman in the world.

VOICE IN OVA: Wataru Takagi
VOICE IN ENGLISH DUB: Marc Diraison for 4Kids, by Brian Zimmerman for Odex and by Christopher Sabat for Funimation.

The crew's 18-year-old navigator and the second to join. Her navigation skills are excellent and she has the ability to recognize and analyze even the slightest changes in the weather through sheer intuition. She is also an excellent thief and pickpocket. Her dream is to draw a complete map of the world.
VOICE IN OVA: Megumi Toyoguchi
VOICE IN ENGLISH DUB: Kerry Williams for 4Kids, by Alison Lestor for Odex and by Luci Christian for Funimation.

Usopp - Sogeking
The crew's 17-year-old marksman and the third to join. He is a chronic liar, talented inventor and has notable artistic talent, shown in his painting of the Straw Hat's Jolly Roger and crafting of detailed snow sculptures. He is the sharpshooter of the crew with amazing aim and technique. Usopp's dream is to become a "brave warrior of the sea".

VOICE IN ENGLISH DUB: Jason Anthony Griffith for 4Kids, by Jamie Meldrum and Chuck Powers for Odex and by Sonny Strait for Funimation.

The crew's 19-year-old chain-smoking chef and the fourth to join. He knows how it feels to starve from first hand experience. Therefore he will never refuse someone a meal and becomes easily agitated when food is wasted. He is obsessed with women and has a strong sense of chivalry. He will never harm a woman, no matter what. His dream is to find the All Blue, a legendary sea, containing every kind of fish in the world.

VOICE IN ENGLISH DUB: David Moo for 4Kids, by Joe Murray and Paul Pistore for Odex and by Eric Vale for Funimation.

Toni Toni Chopper
Tony Tony Chopper
The crew's 15-year-old doctor and the fifth to join. He is a blue-nosed reindeer, who gained human properties by eating a Devil Fruit. He is capable of conversing with humans and animals alike. He is also very naive and has a tendency to believe anything told to him. His dream is to create a cure for all the world's diseases. Chopper also jas 7 transformation that he created himself.

VOICE IN ENGLISH DUB: Lisa Ortiz for 4Kids, by Emlyn Morinelli for Odex and by Brina Palencia for Funimation.

Nico Robin
Nico Robin
The crew's 28-year-old archaeologist and the sixth to join. She ate a Devil Fruit and gained the ability to create copies of any part of her body on surfaces in her proximity. She is extremely intelligent, having taught herself archaeology at a very young age. Her dream is to find and decipher the Rio Poneglyph, an ancient stone telling a long lost part of history.

VOICE IN ENGLISH DUB: Veronica Taylor for 4Kids, by Natasha Malinsky for Odex and by Stephanie Young for Funimation.

The crew's 34-year-old shipwright and seventh to join. He is a cola-powered cyborg. His artificial body grants him incredible strength, as well as making him practically invulnerable to most frontal attacks, and is equipped with countless weapons. Nevertheless, Franky is very sensitive and like Chopper has trouble hiding his emotions. His dream is to build a dream ship and sail it around the world, something he is now doing aboard the Thousand Sunny.

VOICE IN ENGLISH DUB: Patrick Seitz in Funimation's English dub.

The crew's 88-year-old musician and eighth to join. He is a living skeleton, resurrected by means of a Devil Fruit. He has a strange personality, being a combination of a gentlemanly persona and a perverted, crude sort. He speaks in a dignified, educated manner at most times, while having amazingly bad manners. His goal is to circle the Grand Line and return to Reverse Mountain to see a whale, his old friend Laboon, fulfilling a 50-year-old promise.
VOICE IN ENGLISH DUB: yet to appear

December 5, 2008

Rapidshare Premium Link

If you run out of bandwidth using megaupload to download then enter the download link in one of the megauplaod premium link generators and download using that.

**Note: This link will not make you download faster. They only allow you to download more files at a time and give you more bandwidht. It will be useful for you if you can change your IP address and your Proxy.

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User Agent Switcher

I juz re-format my computer today and install Opera as my main browser. But then i feel like want to use Firefox. Later i install Firefox 3.0 to my computer. I install Firefox because i want to use its add-on, the User Agent Switcher.

Next, i want to download it from the main site of Mozilla addon page but i can't because they forbid me from downloading it. It really is a waste of time searching for an hour in google. I can't find it. Im using Mozilla Firefox 3.

OK.. i got the FireFox add-on. And i manually install them but unfortunately Firefox won't install it because it says 'no update'. HOHOH.... that really frustrating!!!!!!!! ARAGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

I get it here
don't clicl the link of you want to download it. Right-click, and choose Save As.

See what happen when i install that Add-ons

After that is this:
User Agent

November 20, 2008

Why some Filenames Colored in Blue

Some of you reader out there might have this similar problem like this where your filenames in Windows Explorer turn to Blue instead of their default black color.

The filenames turn to Blue because they are compressed. You can see that in the 'Attributes' column where it say AC.

This filenames became blue because you might turn ON the 'show compressed filenames in color' which you can access by the following method:
Tools menu -> Folder Options... -> View tab -> Advanced Settings -> Show encrypted or compressed NTFS files in color

read more here:

November 8, 2008

YouTube Downloader

if you want to download youtube video, just copy and paste your youtube link and click Get Video . You movie will be save as FLV, so you have to find yourself some FLV player.

Some that might interested you:


November 4, 2008

University Malaysia Sabah (UMS) History

UMS Logo
The date 31st January 1994 was an historic moment that brought enlightened hope to the thousands of local community members who had gathered in the small town of Beaufort, Sabah. Our esteemed Prime Minister Dato' Seri Dr Mahathir Mohamad in meeting with the people made a promise that a university will be built in Sabah. The announcement was spontaneously followed by loud cheers, and became the driving force for the establishment of a university in Sabah.

Thus on the 24th November 1994, a university was born, not through a daydream or a nightmare, but through a forward vision of our distinguished Prime Minister, which aspires to bring immense development and quality of life to the people here.

Universiti Malaysia Sabah (UMS) was established on 24th November 1994. His Royal highness the Yang DiPertuan Agong Proclaimed the establishment of UMS under Section 6(1) of the Universities and University Colleges Act 1971.

The ninth university in Malaysia expanded rapidly since the early days of its inception. The management office that started activities at the Ministry of Education, Kuala Lumpur later on shifted to Kota Kinabalu. Teaching and research commenced in 1995 in rented buildings. The physical development of permanent campus on a 999 acre piece of land began in earnest in August 1995. The University's occupation of the permanent campus started in 1999 and completed in 2000. In the meantime, the government also granted approval to UMS to set up a branch campus in the Federal Territory of Labuan. Years that followed the acquisition of building facilities for teaching, learning and research have witnessed the emergence of an increasing number of schools, centres and units.

Since its birth, the development of UMS is progressing at a tremendous pace, and the university is fully committed to achieving the highest standards of quality in both academic and non-academic activities. This means pursuing continuous improvement and being satisfied with nothing less than the best practice.

Universiti Malaysia Sabah strives to achieve academic excellence in various fields by gaining international of the society and recognition through learning and teaching, research and publications, social services and a balanced specialization of knowledge and personality development of students resulting in high productivity and quality in context of the society and the nation.

With self-confidence, it is hoped that UMS will be able to train and produce human resources of international caliber, who are ready to contribute towards the betterment of the people and the country.

Faculty Building:
Sekolah Sains dan Teknologi (School of Science And Technology)

SPESekolah Pengajian Ekonomi (School of Economic Study)

Sekolah Pertanian Lestari (School of Sustainable Agriculture)

Sekolah Kejuruteraan dan Teknologi Maklumat (School of Engineering and Informations Technology)

Other Faculty:
Sekolah Perhutanan Tropika Antarabangsa (SPTA)
- Sekolah Sains Makanan & Pemakanan (SSMP)
- Sekolah Sains Sosial (SSS)
- Sekolah Psikologi dan Kerja Sosial (SPsiKS)
Sekolah Pendidikan dan Pembangunan Sosial (SPPS)
Sekolah Pengajian Seni (SPS)
Sekolah Perniagaan & Kewangan Antarabangsa Labuan (SPKAL)
Sekolah Sains Informatik Labuan (SSIL)
Sekolah Perubatan (SPU)

October 31, 2008

How to delete your Gmail Account

To cancel a Gmail account and delete the associated Gmail address:

* Go to Google Account Settings.
* Follow the Edit link next to My products.
* Click Delete Gmail Service under Delete a Service.
o You can also choose Close account and delete all services and info associated with it to remove your entire Google account (including your search history, Google Docs, iGoogle page, AdWords and AdSense as well as other Google services).
* Make sure Yes, I want to permanently delete and remove from my Google account. is checked.
* Enter an alternative email address under New email address.
o Gmail will already have entered the secondary address you used when creating the Gmail account.
o The alternative email address becomes your new Google account user name.
o Make sure you enter an email address to which you have access. You need that access to complete deleting your Gmail account.
* Enter your Gmail password under Current password.
* Click Remove Gmail.
* Open the "Gmail Removal Confirmation" email from "" at the email address you specified as your new.
* Follow the deletion link in it.
* Type your Gmail password under Password:.
* Click Verify.
o Keep in mind that you cannot undo this step.

People who mail your old Gmail address will get back a delivery failure message. Make sure you announce a new or alternate old address where desired.

How to Delete Your Yahoo! Account

This tutorial will show you how to delete (terminate) your yahoo! account.

*** BEWARE ***
1. All your contacts, your page at Geocities and anything that related to your email.
2. Yahoo! take 90 days to delete your account. During this period of time, your friends or anyone who know your account can still be able to send message without getting ERROR message but you CANNOT log in to view them.
*** BEWARE ***

Step-by-Step instruction

If you want to delete your account, visit "Terminating Your Yahoo! Account" page.

You'll see the "Terminate Account" page like this:

> Type your password under please confirm your identity with your password.
> Click 'Terminate this Account'

> That's it. You successfully delete your account.
> Wait 90 days for Yahoo! to delete data (such as email messages) associated with your account.
> Data connected to a Yahoo! Finance Premium account will be kept for 3 calendar years.

October 12, 2008

Backtrack 3 Final

BackTrack is the most Top rated linux live distribution focused on penetration testing. With no installation whatsoever, the analysis platform is started directly from the CD-Rom and is fully accessible within minutes.

It's evolved from the merge of the two wide spread distributions - Whax and Auditor Security Collection. By joining forces and replacing these distributions, BackTrack has gained massive popularity and was voted in 2006 as the #1 Security Live Distribution by Security professionals as well as new comers are using BackTrack as their favorite toolset all over the globe.

BackTrack has a long history and was based on many different linux distributions until it is now based on a Slackware linux distribution and the corresponding live-CD scripts by Tomas M. ( . Every package, kernel configuration and script is optimized to be used by security penetration testers. Patches and automation have been added, applied or developed to provide a neat and ready-to-go environment.

After coming into a stable development procedure during the last releases and consolidating feedbacks and addition, the team was focused to support more and newer hardware as well as provide more flexibility and modularity by restructuring the build and maintenance processes. With the current version, most applications are built as individual modules which help to speed up the maintenance releases and fixes.

Because Metasploit is one of the key tools for most analysts it is tightly integrated into BackTrack and both projects collaborate together to always provide an on-the-edge implementation of Metasploit within the BackTrack CD-Rom images or the upcoming distributed and maintained virtualization images (like VMWare images appliances).

Being superior while staying easy to use is key to a good security live cd. We took things a step further and aligned BackTrack to penetration testing methodologies and assessment frameworks (ISSAF and OSSTMM). This will help our professional users during their daily reporting nightmares.

Currently BackTrack consists of more than 300 different up-to-date tools which are logically structured according to the work flow of security professionals. This structure allows even newcomers to find the related tools to a certain task to be accomplished. New technologies and testing techniques are merged into BackTrack as soon as possible to keep it up-to-date.

No other commercial or freely available analysis platform offers an equivalent level of usability with automatic configuration and focus on penetration testing.

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Some New Features in BackTrack 3 Final:
1. Saint
SAINT has provided BackTrack users with a functional version of SAINT, pending a free request for an IP range license through the SAINT website, valid for 1 year.

2. Maltego
The guys over at Paterva have created a special version of Maltego v2.0 with a community license especially for BackTrack users. We would like to thank Paterva for co-operating with us and allowing us to feature this amazing tool in BackTrack

3. PwnSauce Instant John the Ripper Cluster feature (USB version)
4. Updated Metasploit Exploit framework and dependencies
( according to Mut's Blog )

October 3, 2008

MyPhone Explorer

MyPhoneExplorer is a proprietary freeware desktop application allowing management of Sony Ericsson mobile phones. It is developed in Austria but has been translated into many languages, including English. It is available from multiple download sites and has been downloaded over 1.5 million times.Softpedia have given it their 100% Free award, and visitors to Softpedia have rated MyPhoneExplorer very highly.

MyPhoneExplorer can connect to a Sony Ericsson phone using either USB cable, Bluetooth or Infra-red connections. Once connected, address book entries can be synchronised between the phone and MyPhoneExplorer, Microsoft Outlook, Microsoft Outlook Express, Mozilla Thunderbird or Google Mail. Calendar entries can also be synchronised with many systems, including Google Calendar.

As with the PC Suite software which is normally shipped with Sony Ericsson mobiles, files can be dragged and dropped to and from the phone's memory and memory stick. Notably, however, MyPhoneExplorer also allows calls to be managed (i.e. dialled and answered) from within the application, and allows SMS text messages to be saved, read, written, sent, etc. directly from a PC.

Develepor: FJ SOFTWARE
Size: 3.6 MB
OS: Windows All
License: Freeware (FREEBIESS!!!!)
Last Updated: August 21st, 2008, 19:04 GMT

MyPhoneExplorer was designed for use with Sony Ericsson K700, K750, K800 mobiles, but FJ Software state that it works with all Sony Ericsson phones which are not Symbian-based (i.e. it cannot interact with P series phones, the M600 or the W950).

The latest development does have support for Symbian-based SE phones, although not the older ones; P800, P900, P910. The M600i, W950i, W960i, P990i, P1i and G900 should work.

Text displayed in MyPhoneExplorer (e.g. in column headings, message boxes, etc.) is read up from installed language files (e.g. English.lng), thereby allowing translation to other languages. MyPhoneExplorer comes with instructions on how to create new language files and there are approximately 40 languages for which such language files have been created (as of 14 October 2007).

FJ Soft

My Phone Explorer

My Phone Explorer

October 1, 2008

Hacking Friendster: Grabbing Background Picture

ok.. you found out this topic, so that mean you might want to try it later. It's not a big deal to grab somebody background picture in Friendster even if their profile is private 'coz we are not going to tell the owner of that profile that we want to grab their background. heh!..

the purpose of this tutorial is to show you, the reader and of course you are one of the Friendster member. But, still you can use this tutorial to grab someone 'cool' bacground picture.

first of, go and find someone Friendster ID or profile that have cool background or you can go to your friends page and see if you like their background. if the answer is YES, then keep reading. If the answer is NO, then browse some other article in this Blog.

OK.. keep reading!!

For example, i will use someone Friendster ID. ( And of course, this is not my Friendster ID. it's someone that i don't even know who. lOl!!)

suppose that this is your friends ID:

ok.. we go to that page. Now, go to View and click Page Source

Now, press CTRL+F and type image:url
now, the words are higlighted. what we need are the sentence after the url. where, in this tutorial, the words after URL, and inside the bracket is this:
***INFO: By now, the owner of this FS ID might have change his/her layout. So the background picture must have change too.

Copy the URL inside the bracket. (do not copy the bracket!!)

go to your browser and paste it in the adress bar. VOILLA!!! you got your picture.
to save that picture, just right-click and click Save image as..


September 30, 2008

Hacking Friendster: Layout Code

suppose you have this fenomena:

1- one day, you sign-in to your favorite social network that is, Friendster.
2- on the next screen, you notice that your friend has just change their layout. And the layout are really awesome!!!
3- next thing is, you go to Google and try to look for that layout.
4- But sadly, you can't find it on google. well, there is stil an option to find it. That is to ask your friend.

But then, your friend might say that you want to copy his/her layout. And whats more, he/she refuse to give if to you.

well, here's some tutorial how to grab your friend 'cool layout'.

Step 1
Fire-up your Mozilla firefox. ( if you are reading this, then you already fire it up)

Step 2
go to Friendster and sign-in.

Step 3
Go to your friend Friendster URL and hit CTRL+U or direct your mouse to VIEW>PAGE SOURCE

Step 4
You'll see lots of scrap (and you don't even understand what it is. haha.. thats ok)

Step 5
find this words or code by pressing CTRL+F and type 'style type' and hit enter.

Step 6
The browser will highlight the word "style type".copy the code start from style to /style

Step 7
copy the code and paste it your CSS table in customization. (the one that you put code when you want to change your layout)

Last step
This will NOT work for Private profile. You can only do this with your friends Friendster ID or other public profile. Well, have fun with your Copy and paste layout code.

September 28, 2008

Labuan FM - Suara Pesisir Anda

Labuan FM is a regional radio station operated by Radio Televisyen Malaysia out of the Labuan, Malaysia. Broadcasts are daily in Malay from 06:00 to 00:00 featuring local news and Malaysian music. It can be received statewide as well as in some parts of the Sabah states.


2, Langgak Tunku, Off Jalan Duta, 50480 Kuala Lumpur.
Tel : 03-62046200 Faks : 03-62014189
Email :


Muzik FM - Stesen Muzik Anda

Muzik FM is a Malay speaking radio station featuring "Piped Music" mostly local music. In January 2001 Muzik FM started on air 24 hours a day.

Traxx FM - Experience The Excitement

Traxx FM is the country’s pioneer English radio station and broadcasts nationwide including neighboring countries like Singapore, Brunei and selected parts of Thailand. Traxx FM started back in 1982 when the station was called the Blue Network and its base station was set up in Langkawi Island. Back then the Blue Network only aired 18 hours daily and DJ’s were full time staff unlike today where DJ’s are contract artists.

Currently, the station operates a full 24 hours LIVE with the cooperation of the whole team which consists of the DJ’s, producers and administrative staff. Traxx FM or previously known as Radio 4/Blue Network is the first station to broadcast in English as primary medium. Pioneering the nation with its English based content enhanced the importance of the usage of English language secondarily to Bahasa Melayu. The radio station serves the society and government to deliver information directly to the whole nation.

Today, Traxx FM is station that focuses on great music, credible and excellent talk shows. Its never-ending evolution is an example of how the station strives for the best. Traxx FM will always hold its place as the radio that cares.

Era FM - Rentak Muzik Terkini

Malaysia's No 1 most-listened to radio network with over 4 million loyal listeners. It is also the nation's first all-Bahasa Melayu private radio network featuring the "Latest Music Trends" (Rentak Muzik Terkini) and plays the best of adult contemporary Bahasa Melayu music.

The ERA website brings its surfers a wide range of exciting information including the latest in the arts, music, entertainment, Bollywood news and fashion updates. It actively encourages user participation with features such as chat, forums and online dedications.

Hitz FM - Todays Hit Music is Malaysia's No 1 English speaking all-Top-40-radio-network and is the first radio station in Malaysia to merge with the internet in catering to the needs of the net savvy teens of today. A high energy, vibrant Top 40 music format station featuring today's hit music, entertainment news and information for listeners between 12-29 years of age.'s award-winning website includes interactive programmes such as the Late Net Show and EQuest, live webcasts and online chat sessions with station personalities and guest artistes. Other website features include movie reviews, entertainment news, traffic updates and in-house interviews with local and international celebrities.

Selangor FM - Pilihan Tepat

Selangor FM (Formerly known as Radio Malaysia Selangor (RMS) and before that as Radio 3 Shah Alam)is a regional radio station operated by Radio Televisyen Malaysia out of the Selangor state capital Shah Alam in Malaysia. Broadcasts are daily from 06:00 until 00:00 in Malay featuring local news as well as Malaysian music. It transmits on FM 100.9 MHz from the Gunung Ulu Kali transmitter site and can be heard in Selangor, Kuala Lumpur, the northern part of Negeri Sembilan and the western part of Pahang.

Hot FM


Presented in Malay, HOT FM's primarily targets the "Young Malaysian" market of 15-30 years of age. The station's identity is a direct result of in-depth research and HOT FM denotes its hot, funky and energetic attributes.

With the theme "Lebih Hangat Dari Biasa" HOT FM seeks to bring a refreshing alternative to the radio scene as well as line-up of popular and experienced radio personalities.

Lembah Klang
97.6 FM

Pulau Pinang/Alor Setar
88.2 FM

104.5 FM

Johor Bahru
90.1 FM

Kota Kinabalu
87.7 FM

94.3 FM

104.3 FM

92.4 FM

105.0 FM

99.5 FM

90.1 FM

Kota Bharu
105.1 FM

Nasyid FM - Wadah Hiburan Terkini

THEME: Wadah Hiburan Terkini

NasyidFM Entertainment (001731552-U) or better known as NasyidFM is a company founded in 31 November 2006 and registered in Malaysia dedicated towards community services. Our main aim is a community service through free radio nasyid broadcasting on or whereby people from all over the world may have a pleasure of listening to a various genre of nasyid.

RTM Sabah

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September 24, 2008

WinRAR v3.71

WinRAR is a 32-bit version of RAR, the powerful archive manager. RAR files can normally compress files up to 10 percent more than ZIP or ARJ files. It provides complete support of RAR and ZIP files, unpacks 7Z, ACE, ARJ, BZ2, CAB, GZ, ISO, JAR, LZH, TAR, UUE, Z. Among WinRAR features are strong compression, volumes, encryption, self-extracting modules, backup facilities.

Version 3.71 beta 1

1. Archive names in rar.log error log file always include
the full path.

2. WinRAR tray icon is compatible with high DPI display modes.

3. If you modified a file in archive with encrypted names using
an external editor, WinRAR will not ask for archive password again
when prompting to update a file. It will use a password which
you entered when opening an archive,

4. Bugs fixed:

a) switch -tl and "Set archive time to latest file time" option
could fail in previous version. Sometimes they set archive time
to current system time instead of latest file time;

b) if -ag switch mask contained archive number, month and minute
characters, WinRAR placed 'I' character instead of minute value
into generated archive name for archive numbers exceeding 1;

c) high ASCII names in ISO files using ISO 9660 format without
Joliet format extension were displayed incorrectly;

d) WinRAR could crash when decompressing some of corrupt RAR archives;

e) if "Turn PC off when done" option was set in "Convert archives"
command, WinRAR turned PC off after converting the first archive
in selected group instead of after converting the entire group;

f) if user specified a non-existent destination path in SFX archive
in Vista, SFX could enter into infinite "create new SFX window"

g) WinRAR could fail to unpack an individual file from subfolder
of ACE archive using the drag and drop.

Download WinRAR incl Crack

September 18, 2008

September 13, 2008

Looking For a HUSBAND



For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Hacking Friendster 2

AJAX use have been disabled by Friendster Team

That really sucks!!!!
That means, this tutorial is useless now


You can use any browser that you like, but make they are capable of viewing the source code because if you can't

view the source code, then you DON'T have to read it up to this point.



NOW we begin!!!

first of all, i want to tell you that i use MOZILLA FIREFOX 3.0 to carry out this tutorial.If you are using

different browser, you can still use this tutorial but in a different way. Just make sure that your browser can view
SOURCE CODE of the website. If you can provide me the tutorial for other browser than MoZILLA FIREFOX 3.0

such as INTERNET EXPLORER , OPERA, NETSCAPE, it would be really helpful for me if you can mail

it to me. See above for my email. and many more, If you don't know what is SOURCE CODE , then i suggest you

to close this tutorial, and view my other article. Thank you.


go to your friends friendster site.

for example, this is your friends site

copy the number after the UID, that is 80596994

if your friend have change their website profile, press CTRL+U or go to VIEW > PAGE SOURCE

then press CTRL + F. type owner , the number after ther owner is the person UID.

>> write down the person UID

>> press CTRL + U to view the page source if haven't oepn it yet.

>> press CTRL + F, type this requestAccessIcon.png

>> find abAlbumName=XXXXXXXXX where XXXXXXXX is the private photo can find it below the requestAccessIcon.png

>> write down the PRIVATE PHOTO ID that is the XXXXXXXX


at this moment, you already have:

>> Your friend UID
>> Your friend PRIVATE PHOTO ID

now, for this step.

fire-up new tab by pressing CTRL + T, or go to NEW > TAB

in the address bar type this:

right-click the image of that person PUBLIC PHOTO, go to PROPERTIES, copy the LOCATION of photo

ALTERNATIVE WAY: right-click the image, and clik copy link location

open new tab, paste it to the address bar.


open new tab again, type this in the address bar:

** change the YFU and the YFPPI with the one you have

you'll see A LOT OF SCRAP there. no worry, we just want to find some number in there.

to make it easy, press CTRL + F and type rid. Copy the number after the rid.

suppose that your friend PUBLIC PHOTO location is this:

and the number after rid is 465051516.

change the number after '_' with the rid number.

it will look like this:

wait a few moment, tadaaaa... you got some photo there.

and it is so easy to view PrIVATE PHOTO in friendster.

Good luck!!

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Death During SEX


Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.

The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.

Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't it?"

September 10, 2008

Doctor and a Couple

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".

So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.

The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"

Teacher and Fruits!

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

Married Couple

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

Observation Jokes

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

Computer Nerds

A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, "COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He enters and sits down.

The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells kind of nerdy. He then asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver explains to him that he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender serves him a beer and says, "OK, truck drivers aren't nerds."

As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in wearing a pair of glasses with tape around the middle, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt that is at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that.

The bartender replied, "Don't worry. The computer nerds are in season because they are overpopulating Silicon Valley. You don't even need a license."

So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads for the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the road. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, snatching up all of the computers. The scavengers are comprised of engineers, accountants and programmers - computer geeks. Each of them wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen.

He can't let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, killing several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.

The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought computer nerds were in season."

"Well, sure," says the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em!"

Suria FM - Muzik Terbaik Tanpa Henti

SuriaFM™ merupakan sebuah stesen radio swasta yang dioperasikan oleh RIMAKMUR SDN BHD iaitu anak syarikat Star Publications (M) Berhad.

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SuriaFM™ yang memulakan operasi penyiarannya pada 30hb Disember 2005 bersiaran selama 24 jam dan dipancarkan secara terus menerus dari studio digitalnya di Tingkat 15, Bangunan AmAssurance, No.1 Jalan Lumut, Kuala Lumpur.

Sebagai stesen berbahasa Melayu dengan tagline "Muzik Terbaik Tanpa Henti", SuriaFM™ memutarkan lagu-lagu hit Melayu, Indonesia dan Inggeris yang berkonsepkan "All Time Favourites" dari tahun 90an hingga terkini dan juga pilihan 80an.

September 5, 2008

Hacking Friendster: How to View Private Picture?

Open your friends's URL

Suppose that your friends friendster ID is:

When you try to open their private photos, Friendster stop you.

That time, the URL is:

Now you are taken to Friendster Private Photos Requestition Page


–>Right Click (the image)–> properties–> clickURL image properties…

You get a URL as :

modify www –> photos

and Modify image-server.php –>photos

The modified URL is:

Copy dan Paste URL address to your browser and see the private photo just like you are viewing public photos.

*** Watch out when you uploading picture. NOTHING is safe on the internet, Even PRIVATE PHOTOS of Friendster




Google History

Google history began in 1996, Larry Page and Sergey Brin called their initial search engine "BackRub," named for its analysis of the web's "back links." Larry's office was in room 360 of the Gates CS Building, which he shared with several other graduate students, including Sean Anderson, Tamara Munzner, and Lucas Pereira. In 1997, Larry and his officemates discussed a number of possible new names for the rapidly improving search technology. Sean recalls the final brainstorming session as occurring one day during September of that year.

Sean and Larry were in their office, using the whiteboard, trying to think up a good name - something that related to the indexing of an immense amount of data. Sean verbally suggested the word "googolplex," and Larry responded verbally with the shortened form, "googol" (both words refer to specific large numbers). Sean was seated at his computer terminal, so he executed a search of the Internet domain name registry database to see if the newly suggested name was still available for registration and use. Sean is not an infallible speller, and he made the mistake of searching for the name spelled as "," which he found to be available. Larry liked the name, and within hours he took the step of registering the name "" for himself and Sergey (the domain name registration record dates from September 15, 1997).

Top 10 most spoken language on the planet

10. French Number of speakers: 129 million
Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!).
To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR).

9. Malay (Indonesian) Number of speakers: 159 million
Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world.Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island of Borneo), and is mostly known for its capital city of Kuala Lumpur.
To say "hello" in Indonesian, say "Selamat pagi" (se-LA-maht PA-gee).

8. Portuguese Number of speakers: 191 million
Think of Portuguese as the little language that could. In the 12th Century, Portugal won its independence from Spain and expanded all over the world with the help of its famous explorers like Vasco da Gama and Prince Henry the Navigator. (Good thing Henry became a navigator . . . could you imagine if a guy named "Prince Henry the Navigator" became a florist?) Because Portugal got in so early on the exploring game, the language established itself all over the world, especially in Brazil (where it's the national language), Macau, Angola, Venezuela, and Mozambique.
To say "hello" in Portuguese, say "Bom dia" (bohn DEE-ah).

7. Bengali Number of speakers: 211 million
In Bangladesh, a country of 120+ million people, just about everybody speaks Bengali. And because Bangladesh is virtually surrounded by India (where the population is growing so fast, just breathing the air can get you pregnant), the number of Bengali speakers in the world is much higher than most people would expect.
To say "hello" in Bengali, say "Ei Je" (EYE-jay).

6. Arabic Number of speakers: 246 million
Arabic, one of the world's oldest languages, is spoken in the Middle East, with speakers found in countries such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, and Egypt. Furthermore, because Arabic is the language of the Koran, millions of Moslems in other countries speak Arabic as well. So many people have a working knowledge of Arabic, in fact, that in 1974 it was made the sixth official language of the United Nations.
To say "hello" in Arabic, say "Al salaam a'alaykum" (Ahl sah-LAHM ah ah-LAY-koom).

5. Russian Number of speakers: 277 million
Mikhail Gorbachev, Boris Yeltsin, and Yakov Smirnoff are among the millions of Russian speakers out there. Sure, we used to think of them as our Commie enemies. Now we think of them as our Commie friends. One of the six languages in the UN, Russian is spoken not only in the Mother Country, but also in Belarus, Kazakhstan, and the U.S. (to name just a few places).
To say "hello" in Russian, say "Zdravstvuite" (ZDRAST-vet- yah).

4. Spanish Number of speakers: 392 million
Aside from all of those kids who take it in high school, Spanish is spoken in just about every South American and Central American country, not to mention Spain, Cuba, and the U.S. There is a particular interest in Spanish in the U.S., as many English words are borrowed from the language, including: tornado, bonanza, patio, quesadilla, enchilada, and taco grande supreme.
To say "hello" in Spanish, say "Hola" (OH-la).

3. Hindustani Number of speakers: 497 million
Hindustani is the primary language of India's crowded population, and it encompasses a huge number of dialects (of which the most commonly spoken is Hindi). While many predict that the population of India will soon surpass that of China, the prominence of English in India prevents Hindustani from surpassing the most popular language in the world. If you're interested in learning a little Hindi, there's a very easy way: rent an Indian movie. The film industry in India is the most prolific in the world, making thousands of action/romance/ musicals every year.
To say "hello" in Hindustani, say "Namaste" (Nah-MAH-stay).

2. English Number of speakers: 508 million
While English doesn't have the most speakers, it is the official language of more countries than any other language. Its speakers hail from all around the world, including the U.S., Australia, England, Zimbabwe, the Caribbean, Hong Kong, South Africa, and Canada. We'd tell you more about English, but you probably feel pretty comfortable with the language already. Let's just move on to the most popular language in the world.
To say "hello" in English, say "What's up, freak?" (watz-UP-freek).

1. Mandarin Number of speakers: 1 billion+
Surprise, surprise, the most widely spoken language on the planet is based in the most populated country on the planet, China. Beating second-place English by a 2 to 1 ratio, but don't let that lull you into thinking that Mandarin is easy to learn. Speaking Mandarin can be really tough, because each word can be pronounced in four ways (or "tones"), and a beginner will invariably have trouble distinguishing one tone from another. But if over a billion people could do it, so could you. Try saying hello!
To say "hello" in Mandarin, say "Ni hao" (Nee HaOW). ("Hao" is pronounced as one syllable, but the tone requires that you let your voice drop midway, and then raise it again at the end.)

SEX di Pejabat

Hari pertama Chot kerja jadi Pak Guard, dia dapat tangkap 2 org staf sebab melakukan sex di dalam pejabat.

Chot: Aha! Ini dah menyalahi undang-undang syarikat!

Lelaki: Undang-undang apa?

Chot: Tak pakai uniform!.

Resume Iblis Laknatullah


Nama sebenar : Iblis Laknatullah
Nama glamour : Hantu,syaitan,pelesit,jembalang,langsuir dll
Kelahiran : Bermula dari keengganannya sujud kepada Nabi Adam a.s
Status diri : Fasik kelas pertama
Agama : Kufur
Tempat Tinggal : Di hati-hati mereka yang lalai
Alamat Tetap : Neraka jahanam
Isteri : Setiap wanita yang tidak menutup aurat, tidak mentaati Allah,Rasul dan suaminya
Kaum kerabat : Semua golongan yang menentang dan memusuhi Allah


Modal pusingan : Angan angan kosong dan tipu daya yg halus
Tempat pertemuan : Konsert-konsert hiburan,Pasar-pasar dan di semua tempat jual beli
Musuh ketat : Setiap orang Islam yang beriman dan bertakwa
Sahabat karib : Anak-anak Adam
Motto kerja : 'Hipokrasi asas akhlak'
Hobi : Melalaikan orang dari mengingati Allah, menggoda manusia lalu menyesatkannya
Cita cita : Supaya semua makhluk di muka bumi ini menjadi kafir
Sukan (yg tidak digemari) : Acara Langkah seribu (Semasa Malaikat Maut ingin mencabut nyawa)
Kelemahan diri : Bila Manusia membaca istighfar
Mentor yg dikagumi : Manusia yg mempunyai berkelebihan lebih dari dirinya
Logo : Sebarang tatoo
Pejabat operasi : Tandas,bilik air, tempat yang bernajis dan kotor serta tempat-tempat maksiat
Rakan kongsi : Golongan munafik serta syaitan-syaitan dari kalangan jin dan manusia
Sumber pendapatan : Segala harta yang diperoleh dengan jalan haram dan riba
Jenis perkhidmatan : Menggalakkan manusia mengerjakan kemungkaran dan derhaka terhadap Allah SWT
Tempoh perkhidmatan: Sehingga hari khiamat
Matlamat Sebenar : Membawa Anak cucu Adam bersama-sama ke Neraka Jahanam
Teman sejawat : Orang yang suka mendiamkan dirinya dari menyatakan kebenaran
Ganjaran : Dosa-dosa kecil/besar dan kemurkaan Allah
Pembantu setia : Orang yang suka mengumpat, mencaci, memaki hamun, menghasut, pendengki dan pendendam


Peristiwa yg tak dapat dilupakan : Semasa Allah menjadikan Nabi Adam a.s
Kenangan manis : Di waktu manusia diambang shakratulmaut, mati dalam kekafiran
Kenangan pahit : Manusia yg digodanya mati dalam keimanan
Makanan kegemaran : Daging orang mati, segala najis dan kotoran
Minuman yg digemari : Wiski,brandi,taqila,todi,wine,arak dan semua minuman yg memabukkan
Yang paling ditakuti: Orang mukmin yang bertakwa
Yang paling dibenci : Orang yang sentiasa berzikir dan mengingati Allah
Alat perangkap : Wanita-wanita cantik,model,pelacur,pragawati,dan sebagainya
Saat ajal : Bila tiba waktu yang ditentukan Allah di hari kiamat kelak


Yg paling membosankan : Bila tiada lagi manusia yg mahu mengikuti kemahuannya
Tugas yg paling meletihkan : Menganggu manusia kearah kebaikkan kerana Allah Taala
Tugas yang paling disukai : Mengajak melakukan Homoseks,lesbian dan berzina
Janji kepada manusia : Janji janji kosong,angan angan dan tipu daya
Yang membuatnya gembira : Manusia yg mengikut jejak langkahnya
Saat yg mendukacitakannya : Manusia yg mempunyai cita cita untuk bertaubat
Yang membuatnya menangis : Bila Manusia yg disayanginya sujud kepada Allah SWT

September 4, 2008

How to Acquire Free Website Promotion

You have finished making your own website. You have introduced your company and presented your products and services. You have added propositions and promos to catch your target audience’s attention. You have achieved the dos and don’ts of building a company web site. But why isn’t your website a major success?

Maybe you’re not planning the key to the best promotion of your web site. Here are some guidelines on how to acquire free web site promotions for your company’s success.

If you have started to promote your web site, keep it constant. If you promote your site with persistence, it will catch your audience’s attention.

Be patient. Try each method in promotion until you acquire the best, free promotion there is. You have to accept trial and error for your web site to reach the top.

There are many ways for your web site to be seen. Here are some free web site promotions you could try until you find the most effective.

*Free promotions such as search engines and directories would give your web site the deserved traffic you always wanted. Make sure to check your web site’s ranking to know whether or not this type of free promotion is right for you.

*Make a deal with other web sites on trading links which could help both web sites. Make sure to use words that could easily interest the audience.

*Find free classified ads that could boost the promotion of your web site. These ads could be seen by other people who you are not targeting for, but may as well be interested in your services.

*Free and low-cost internet banners are spread all through out the World Wide Web. Banners that pop-up at the top of a page or in a separate window would automatically catch your target audience’s attention.

If your web site and its free promotion did not work even after accomplishing these methods, analyze your web site. Track down all visitors, advertisements, and transactions. Then locate errors in your web site. Upload new files to your web site continuously for audience to return for new products and services. Monitor your own web site if it’s up in the market or down.

Then be ready to try the methods again and surely it will work.

It has always been said that the best things in life are free. Yes they are. And as soon as your free web site promotion proves to the audience its worth, then you’ll believe it’s true.

9 Words Women love to Use

9 Words Women love to Use

1 Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2 Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3 Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4 Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5 Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6 That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7 Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

8 Whatever
Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

9 Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

** Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Tips to Grow Your Career

Tips to Grow Your Career

You found your first job and you feel a little anxious. You think to yourself – “How am I going to survive through all these?” With the right attitude and guidance, you will soon look forward to doing your best.

Like any other career enhancement tips, there are no guarantees for success. However, if you bring the right attitude and decide to take action then you are half way there. Nothing will stop a first jobber like you from shining at your workplace.

1. Self-discipline
The value of self-discipline in a first jobber is often underestimated. Now that you are in the working world you think to yourself, “Is self-discipline overrated?” I will tell you, no. It is not overrated. I have often found new staff with good self-discipline doing better than those who are poor in it.

Let me use a simple example to demonstrate this, assuming it’s a Friday and the rest of the department is planning to go out for a fun night. You have an important document to be completed for the coming Monday. What do you do? Give the fun night a pass and complete the work? Or join the fun and hope that you will find time to finish it over the weekend thus leaving you little chance to perfect it before submission?

Part of self-discipline is also about sacrifice. When you have strong self-discipline, it is inevitable that you would need to sacrifice some fun time to focus on your goals. If you are interested in advancing your career you may take some courses, or even read books to increase your knowledge. All these activities come with an opportunity cost. It could very well mean less time for leisure activities.

2. Success
You're probably thinking, “Success as part of these practical career enhancement tips is funny.” Let me assure you it is not. What I want to explain here is this – if you want to enhance your career, define what success is to you. Once you know what success is to you then you can plan towards that goal. Spend some time thinking what success is to you. Crystallize this in your mind. Assuming you know what success is to you, the next step is to be single-minded in the pursuit of your goal.

Being single-minded means to be focused on your goals. When you focus your energy on your goal, you get more out of your effort. You inch closer to your goals. When you are single-minded other things do not distract you. You know what you want and you power yourself towards it as best as you can so you can clearly see what you want.

Knowing your goal and your personal definition of success is an important element amongst these career enhancement tips for first jobbers. Equally important is to know your own strengths and your skills. If you want to enhance your career, play up on your strengths and improve on your skills required for your job. What are you good at? What are the skills sets you do not have that are required for the job? Build up on those skills.

The career enhancement tips in this sub-section basically means this – when you define what is success to you, you then pursue it single-minded knowing your strengths and the skills required to attain that success.

3. Sincerity
Sincerity in your career means a lot of things. For me, as a first jobber you should look at doing your work sincerely and joyfully. Meaning, do not treat your work as a drag. If you feel that your work is a drag, then start by asking yourself. Why is it so, before blaming anyone else – be it the company, your boss or your colleagues. So, be sincere with yourself. What is your core challenge in not being able to do your work sincerely?

Being sincere at your work means doing it with your level best. It means playing your part and taking personal responsibility for your work. It also means to share your learning and knowledge. When you share what you know about a certain task, you become an asset to your unit and this inevitably enhances your career. Many people think, the more they hoard what they know the more advantage they have. However, in my experience this is not true. I find that the more you share the more others are willing to share with you and the more you know.

In summary, the most important and practical career enhancement tips you can start now is – developing self-discipline, learning to sacrifice, define what success means to you, be single-minded in pursuit of your goals by knowing your strengths and skills, and doing your work with sincerity and have sharing as a work value you carry.

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Long as he is popularly known - went through a period of disillusionment many moons ago. 'A slap and a kick' from a good-hearted cousin then woke him. He found himself graduating and having a good career. In his free time he runs with his wife Dorena as their way of paying it forward. Download these free eBooks - Career Success Recipe for Newbies and SHINE At Work: Your 30-Minute Guide at the website now.