HeaT SeekeR: September 2008

September 30, 2008

Hacking Friendster: Layout Code

suppose you have this fenomena:

1- one day, you sign-in to your favorite social network that is, Friendster.
2- on the next screen, you notice that your friend has just change their layout. And the layout are really awesome!!!
3- next thing is, you go to Google and try to look for that layout.
4- But sadly, you can't find it on google. well, there is stil an option to find it. That is to ask your friend.

But then, your friend might say that you want to copy his/her layout. And whats more, he/she refuse to give if to you.

well, here's some tutorial how to grab your friend 'cool layout'.

Step 1
Fire-up your Mozilla firefox. ( if you are reading this, then you already fire it up)

Step 2
go to Friendster and sign-in.

Step 3
Go to your friend Friendster URL and hit CTRL+U or direct your mouse to VIEW>PAGE SOURCE

Step 4
You'll see lots of scrap (and you don't even understand what it is. haha.. thats ok)

Step 5
find this words or code by pressing CTRL+F and type 'style type' and hit enter.

Step 6
The browser will highlight the word "style type".copy the code start from style to /style

Step 7
copy the code and paste it your CSS table in customization. (the one that you put code when you want to change your layout)

Last step
This will NOT work for Private profile. You can only do this with your friends Friendster ID or other public profile. Well, have fun with your Copy and paste layout code.

September 28, 2008

Labuan FM - Suara Pesisir Anda

Labuan FM is a regional radio station operated by Radio Televisyen Malaysia out of the Labuan, Malaysia. Broadcasts are daily in Malay from 06:00 to 00:00 featuring local news and Malaysian music. It can be received statewide as well as in some parts of the Sabah states.

IKIM

INSTITUT KEFAHAMAN ISLAM MALAYSIA (IKIM) - 234432-H
2, Langgak Tunku, Off Jalan Duta, 50480 Kuala Lumpur.
Tel : 03-62046200 Faks : 03-62014189
Email : info@ikim.gov.my

© 1992 - 2008 INSTITUT KEFAHAMAN ISLAM MALAYSIA (IKIM)

Muzik FM - Stesen Muzik Anda

Muzik FM is a Malay speaking radio station featuring "Piped Music" mostly local music. In January 2001 Muzik FM started on air 24 hours a day.

Traxx FM - Experience The Excitement

Traxx FM is the country’s pioneer English radio station and broadcasts nationwide including neighboring countries like Singapore, Brunei and selected parts of Thailand. Traxx FM started back in 1982 when the station was called the Blue Network and its base station was set up in Langkawi Island. Back then the Blue Network only aired 18 hours daily and DJ’s were full time staff unlike today where DJ’s are contract artists.

Currently, the station operates a full 24 hours LIVE with the cooperation of the whole team which consists of the DJ’s, producers and administrative staff. Traxx FM or previously known as Radio 4/Blue Network is the first station to broadcast in English as primary medium. Pioneering the nation with its English based content enhanced the importance of the usage of English language secondarily to Bahasa Melayu. The radio station serves the society and government to deliver information directly to the whole nation.

Today, Traxx FM is station that focuses on great music, credible and excellent talk shows. Its never-ending evolution is an example of how the station strives for the best. Traxx FM will always hold its place as the radio that cares.

Era FM - Rentak Muzik Terkini

Malaysia's No 1 most-listened to radio network with over 4 million loyal listeners. It is also the nation's first all-Bahasa Melayu private radio network featuring the "Latest Music Trends" (Rentak Muzik Terkini) and plays the best of adult contemporary Bahasa Melayu music.

The ERA website brings its surfers a wide range of exciting information including the latest in the arts, music, entertainment, Bollywood news and fashion updates. It actively encourages user participation with features such as chat, forums and online dedications.

Hitz FM - Todays Hit Music

hitz.fm is Malaysia's No 1 English speaking all-Top-40-radio-network and is the first radio station in Malaysia to merge with the internet in catering to the needs of the net savvy teens of today. A high energy, vibrant Top 40 music format station featuring today's hit music, entertainment news and information for listeners between 12-29 years of age.

hitz.fm's award-winning website includes interactive programmes such as the Late Net Show and EQuest, live webcasts and online chat sessions with station personalities and guest artistes. Other website features include movie reviews, entertainment news, traffic updates and in-house interviews with local and international celebrities.

Selangor FM - Pilihan Tepat

Selangor FM (Formerly known as Radio Malaysia Selangor (RMS) and before that as Radio 3 Shah Alam)is a regional radio station operated by Radio Televisyen Malaysia out of the Selangor state capital Shah Alam in Malaysia. Broadcasts are daily from 06:00 until 00:00 in Malay featuring local news as well as Malaysian music. It transmits on FM 100.9 MHz from the Gunung Ulu Kali transmitter site and can be heard in Selangor, Kuala Lumpur, the northern part of Negeri Sembilan and the western part of Pahang.

Hot FM

INFO

Presented in Malay, HOT FM's primarily targets the "Young Malaysian" market of 15-30 years of age. The station's identity is a direct result of in-depth research and HOT FM denotes its hot, funky and energetic attributes.

With the theme "Lebih Hangat Dari Biasa" HOT FM seeks to bring a refreshing alternative to the radio scene as well as line-up of popular and experienced radio personalities.

Frekuensi
Lembah Klang
97.6 FM

Pulau Pinang/Alor Setar
88.2 FM

Ipoh
104.5 FM

Johor Bahru
90.1 FM

Kota Kinabalu
87.7 FM

Kuching
94.3 FM

Melaka
104.3 FM

Kuantan
92.4 FM

Terengganu
105.0 FM

Seremban
99.5 FM

Singapura
90.1 FM

Kota Bharu
105.1 FM

Nasyid FM - Wadah Hiburan Terkini

THEME: Wadah Hiburan Terkini

NasyidFM Entertainment (001731552-U) or better known as NasyidFM is a company founded in 31 November 2006 and registered in Malaysia dedicated towards community services. Our main aim is a community service through free radio nasyid broadcasting on www.nasyidfm.net or www.nasyidfm.net.my whereby people from all over the world may have a pleasure of listening to a various genre of nasyid.

RTM Sabah

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September 24, 2008

WinRAR v3.71

WinRAR is a 32-bit version of RAR, the powerful archive manager. RAR files can normally compress files up to 10 percent more than ZIP or ARJ files. It provides complete support of RAR and ZIP files, unpacks 7Z, ACE, ARJ, BZ2, CAB, GZ, ISO, JAR, LZH, TAR, UUE, Z. Among WinRAR features are strong compression, volumes, encryption, self-extracting modules, backup facilities.

Version 3.71 beta 1

1. Archive names in rar.log error log file always include
the full path.

2. WinRAR tray icon is compatible with high DPI display modes.

3. If you modified a file in archive with encrypted names using
an external editor, WinRAR will not ask for archive password again
when prompting to update a file. It will use a password which
you entered when opening an archive,

4. Bugs fixed:

a) switch -tl and "Set archive time to latest file time" option
could fail in previous version. Sometimes they set archive time
to current system time instead of latest file time;

b) if -ag switch mask contained archive number, month and minute
characters, WinRAR placed 'I' character instead of minute value
into generated archive name for archive numbers exceeding 1;

c) high ASCII names in ISO files using ISO 9660 format without
Joliet format extension were displayed incorrectly;

d) WinRAR could crash when decompressing some of corrupt RAR archives;

e) if "Turn PC off when done" option was set in "Convert archives"
command, WinRAR turned PC off after converting the first archive
in selected group instead of after converting the entire group;

f) if user specified a non-existent destination path in SFX archive
in Vista, SFX could enter into infinite "create new SFX window"
loop;

g) WinRAR could fail to unpack an individual file from subfolder
of ACE archive using the drag and drop.

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September 18, 2008

Gintama

This is my new FAVOURITE anime.

GINTAMA is the best!!!

September 13, 2008

Looking For a HUSBAND

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

1. WON'T BEAT ME UP
2. WON'T RUN AWAY
3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you want?"

"Hi," said the man "Your search is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."

The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"

To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

Hacking Friendster 2

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That means, this tutorial is useless now
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NEW WAY TO SEE PRIVATE PHOTOS IN FRIENDSTER
You can use any browser that you like, but make they are capable of viewing the source code because if you can't

view the source code, then you DON'T have to read it up to this point.

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NOW we begin!!!

first of all, i want to tell you that i use MOZILLA FIREFOX 3.0 to carry out this tutorial.If you are using

different browser, you can still use this tutorial but in a different way. Just make sure that your browser can view
SOURCE CODE of the website. If you can provide me the tutorial for other browser than MoZILLA FIREFOX 3.0

such as INTERNET EXPLORER , OPERA, NETSCAPE, it would be really helpful for me if you can mail

it to me. See above for my email. and many more, If you don't know what is SOURCE CODE , then i suggest you

to close this tutorial, and view my other article. Thank you.

FIRST STEP

go to your friends friendster site.

for example, this is your friends site

http://www.friendster.com/viewalbums.php?uid=80596994

copy the number after the UID, that is 80596994

if your friend have change their website profile, press CTRL+U or go to VIEW > PAGE SOURCE

then press CTRL + F. type owner , the number after ther owner is the person UID.

>> write down the person UID

>> press CTRL + U to view the page source if haven't oepn it yet.

>> press CTRL + F, type this requestAccessIcon.png

>> find abAlbumName=XXXXXXXXX where XXXXXXXX is the private photo ID.you can find it below the requestAccessIcon.png

>> write down the PRIVATE PHOTO ID that is the XXXXXXXX

SECOND STEP

at this moment, you already have:

>> Your friend UID
>> Your friend PRIVATE PHOTO ID

now, for this step.

fire-up new tab by pressing CTRL + T, or go to NEW > TAB

in the address bar type this:

http://www.friendster.com/ViewAlbums.php?uid=YOUR_FRIEND_UID

right-click the image of that person PUBLIC PHOTO, go to PROPERTIES, copy the LOCATION of photo

ALTERNATIVE WAY: right-click the image, and clik copy link location

open new tab, paste it to the address bar.

NOW HACKING BEGIN

open new tab again, type this in the address bar:

http://www.friendster.com/photolist_ajax.php?uid=YOUR_FRIEND_UID&a=YOUR_FRIEND_PRIVATE_PHOTO_ID&page=0

** change the YFU and the YFPPI with the one you have

you'll see A LOT OF SCRAP there. no worry, we just want to find some number in there.

to make it easy, press CTRL + F and type rid. Copy the number after the rid.

suppose that your friend PUBLIC PHOTO location is this:
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/49/96/80596994/1_433973103l.jpg

and the number after rid is 465051516.

change the number after '_' with the rid number.

it will look like this:
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/49/96/80596994/1_465051516.jpg

wait a few moment, tadaaaa... you got some photo there.

and it is so easy to view PrIVATE PHOTO in friendster.

Good luck!!

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AJAX use have been disabled by Friendster Team

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That means, this tutorial is useless now
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Death During SEX

DEATH DURING SEX

Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.

The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.

Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't it?"

September 10, 2008

Doctor and a Couple

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!".

The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir would permit".

The husband being very concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the tip of my dick I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's vagina."

The husband nodded and gave his approval. The young lady said "Yes, yes, whatever, just get on with it."

So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper".

So the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young lady began to quiver with excitement, she began to moan and groan aloud, "Oh doctor, doctor!" she shouted. The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself.

He then put his hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.

The husband, at this point, suddenly became very annoyed and shouted. "Now wait a minute, what the hell do you think you're doing?!" he blasted.

The doctor, still concentrating, replied: "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the bastard!!"

Teacher and Fruits!

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking." Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."

By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. "No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it: it's round, hard, and it got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"

Married Couple

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said. "Any comments?" His new bride replied, "No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."

Observation Jokes

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."

Computer Nerds

COMPUTER NERDS
A truck driver, hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers, stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door that says, "COMPUTER NERDS NOT ALLOWED - ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!" He enters and sits down.

The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says that he smells kind of nerdy. He then asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver explains to him that he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender serves him a beer and says, "OK, truck drivers aren't nerds."

As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in wearing a pair of glasses with tape around the middle, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt that is at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that.

The bartender replied, "Don't worry. The computer nerds are in season because they are overpopulating Silicon Valley. You don't even need a license."

So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads for the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the road. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, snatching up all of the computers. The scavengers are comprised of engineers, accountants and programmers - computer geeks. Each of them wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen.

He can't let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, killing several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.

The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought computer nerds were in season."

"Well, sure," says the patrolman, "But you can't bait 'em!"

Suria FM - Muzik Terbaik Tanpa Henti

SuriaFM™ merupakan sebuah stesen radio swasta yang dioperasikan oleh RIMAKMUR SDN BHD iaitu anak syarikat Star Publications (M) Berhad.


 Please use Internet Explorer if you can't see the player.

SuriaFM™ yang memulakan operasi penyiarannya pada 30hb Disember 2005 bersiaran selama 24 jam dan dipancarkan secara terus menerus dari studio digitalnya di Tingkat 15, Bangunan AmAssurance, No.1 Jalan Lumut, Kuala Lumpur.

Sebagai stesen berbahasa Melayu dengan tagline "Muzik Terbaik Tanpa Henti", SuriaFM™ memutarkan lagu-lagu hit Melayu, Indonesia dan Inggeris yang berkonsepkan "All Time Favourites" dari tahun 90an hingga terkini dan juga pilihan 80an.

September 5, 2008

Hacking Friendster: How to View Private Picture?

Open your friends's URL

Suppose that your friends friendster ID is:

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=26098853

When you try to open their private photos, Friendster stop you.

That time, the URL is:
http://www.friendster.com/viewphotos.php?uid=26098853&photo_type=privatephotos

Now you are taken to Friendster Private Photos Requestition Page

NOW THE HACK BEGINS!!!

–>Right Click (the image)–> properties–> clickURL image properties…

You get a URL as :
http://www.friendster.com/image-server.php/35/88/26098853/33403760906_private_m.jpg

modify www –> photos

and Modify image-server.php –>photos

The modified URL is:

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/35/88/26098853/33403760906_private_m.jpg

Copy dan Paste URL address to your browser and see the private photo just like you are viewing public photos.

*** Watch out when you uploading picture. NOTHING is safe on the internet, Even PRIVATE PHOTOS of Friendster

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PROCEED WITH YOUR OWN. hacking is not a LEGAL STUFF!!

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THIS TUTORIAL WILL NOT WORK ANYMORE DUE TO THE RECENT UPDATE BY FRIENDSTER TEAM

Google History

Google history began in 1996, Larry Page and Sergey Brin called their initial search engine "BackRub," named for its analysis of the web's "back links." Larry's office was in room 360 of the Gates CS Building, which he shared with several other graduate students, including Sean Anderson, Tamara Munzner, and Lucas Pereira. In 1997, Larry and his officemates discussed a number of possible new names for the rapidly improving search technology. Sean recalls the final brainstorming session as occurring one day during September of that year.

Sean and Larry were in their office, using the whiteboard, trying to think up a good name - something that related to the indexing of an immense amount of data. Sean verbally suggested the word "googolplex," and Larry responded verbally with the shortened form, "googol" (both words refer to specific large numbers). Sean was seated at his computer terminal, so he executed a search of the Internet domain name registry database to see if the newly suggested name was still available for registration and use. Sean is not an infallible speller, and he made the mistake of searching for the name spelled as "google.com," which he found to be available. Larry liked the name, and within hours he took the step of registering the name "google.com" for himself and Sergey (the domain name registration record dates from September 15, 1997).

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Top 10 most spoken language on the planet

10. French Number of speakers: 129 million
Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!).
To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR).

9. Malay (Indonesian) Number of speakers: 159 million
Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world.Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island of Borneo), and is mostly known for its capital city of Kuala Lumpur.
To say "hello" in Indonesian, say "Selamat pagi" (se-LA-maht PA-gee).

8. Portuguese Number of speakers: 191 million
Think of Portuguese as the little language that could. In the 12th Century, Portugal won its independence from Spain and expanded all over the world with the help of its famous explorers like Vasco da Gama and Prince Henry the Navigator. (Good thing Henry became a navigator . . . could you imagine if a guy named "Prince Henry the Navigator" became a florist?) Because Portugal got in so early on the exploring game, the language established itself all over the world, especially in Brazil (where it's the national language), Macau, Angola, Venezuela, and Mozambique.
To say "hello" in Portuguese, say "Bom dia" (bohn DEE-ah).

7. Bengali Number of speakers: 211 million
In Bangladesh, a country of 120+ million people, just about everybody speaks Bengali. And because Bangladesh is virtually surrounded by India (where the population is growing so fast, just breathing the air can get you pregnant), the number of Bengali speakers in the world is much higher than most people would expect.
To say "hello" in Bengali, say "Ei Je" (EYE-jay).

6. Arabic Number of speakers: 246 million
Arabic, one of the world's oldest languages, is spoken in the Middle East, with speakers found in countries such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, and Egypt. Furthermore, because Arabic is the language of the Koran, millions of Moslems in other countries speak Arabic as well. So many people have a working knowledge of Arabic, in fact, that in 1974 it was made the sixth official language of the United Nations.
To say "hello" in Arabic, say "Al salaam a'alaykum" (Ahl sah-LAHM ah ah-LAY-koom).

5. Russian Number of speakers: 277 million
Mikhail Gorbachev, Boris Yeltsin, and Yakov Smirnoff are among the millions of Russian speakers out there. Sure, we used to think of them as our Commie enemies. Now we think of them as our Commie friends. One of the six languages in the UN, Russian is spoken not only in the Mother Country, but also in Belarus, Kazakhstan, and the U.S. (to name just a few places).
To say "hello" in Russian, say "Zdravstvuite" (ZDRAST-vet- yah).

4. Spanish Number of speakers: 392 million
Aside from all of those kids who take it in high school, Spanish is spoken in just about every South American and Central American country, not to mention Spain, Cuba, and the U.S. There is a particular interest in Spanish in the U.S., as many English words are borrowed from the language, including: tornado, bonanza, patio, quesadilla, enchilada, and taco grande supreme.
To say "hello" in Spanish, say "Hola" (OH-la).

3. Hindustani Number of speakers: 497 million
Hindustani is the primary language of India's crowded population, and it encompasses a huge number of dialects (of which the most commonly spoken is Hindi). While many predict that the population of India will soon surpass that of China, the prominence of English in India prevents Hindustani from surpassing the most popular language in the world. If you're interested in learning a little Hindi, there's a very easy way: rent an Indian movie. The film industry in India is the most prolific in the world, making thousands of action/romance/ musicals every year.
To say "hello" in Hindustani, say "Namaste" (Nah-MAH-stay).

2. English Number of speakers: 508 million
While English doesn't have the most speakers, it is the official language of more countries than any other language. Its speakers hail from all around the world, including the U.S., Australia, England, Zimbabwe, the Caribbean, Hong Kong, South Africa, and Canada. We'd tell you more about English, but you probably feel pretty comfortable with the language already. Let's just move on to the most popular language in the world.
To say "hello" in English, say "What's up, freak?" (watz-UP-freek).

1. Mandarin Number of speakers: 1 billion+
Surprise, surprise, the most widely spoken language on the planet is based in the most populated country on the planet, China. Beating second-place English by a 2 to 1 ratio, but don't let that lull you into thinking that Mandarin is easy to learn. Speaking Mandarin can be really tough, because each word can be pronounced in four ways (or "tones"), and a beginner will invariably have trouble distinguishing one tone from another. But if over a billion people could do it, so could you. Try saying hello!
To say "hello" in Mandarin, say "Ni hao" (Nee HaOW). ("Hao" is pronounced as one syllable, but the tone requires that you let your voice drop midway, and then raise it again at the end.)

SEX di Pejabat

Hari pertama Chot kerja jadi Pak Guard, dia dapat tangkap 2 org staf sebab melakukan sex di dalam pejabat.

Chot: Aha! Ini dah menyalahi undang-undang syarikat!

Lelaki: Undang-undang apa?

Chot: Tak pakai uniform!.

Resume Iblis Laknatullah

PENGENALAN DIRI
Nama sebenar : Iblis Laknatullah
Nama glamour : Hantu,syaitan,pelesit,jembalang,langsuir dll
Kelahiran : Bermula dari keengganannya sujud kepada Nabi Adam a.s
Status diri : Fasik kelas pertama
Agama : Kufur
Tempat Tinggal : Di hati-hati mereka yang lalai
Alamat Tetap : Neraka jahanam
Isteri : Setiap wanita yang tidak menutup aurat, tidak mentaati Allah,Rasul dan suaminya
Kaum kerabat : Semua golongan yang menentang dan memusuhi Allah

CITA-CITA
Modal pusingan : Angan angan kosong dan tipu daya yg halus
Tempat pertemuan : Konsert-konsert hiburan,Pasar-pasar dan di semua tempat jual beli
Musuh ketat : Setiap orang Islam yang beriman dan bertakwa
Sahabat karib : Anak-anak Adam
Motto kerja : 'Hipokrasi asas akhlak'
Hobi : Melalaikan orang dari mengingati Allah, menggoda manusia lalu menyesatkannya
Cita cita : Supaya semua makhluk di muka bumi ini menjadi kafir
Sukan (yg tidak digemari) : Acara Langkah seribu (Semasa Malaikat Maut ingin mencabut nyawa)
Kelemahan diri : Bila Manusia membaca istighfar
Mentor yg dikagumi : Manusia yg mempunyai berkelebihan lebih dari dirinya
Logo : Sebarang tatoo
Pejabat operasi : Tandas,bilik air, tempat yang bernajis dan kotor serta tempat-tempat maksiat
Rakan kongsi : Golongan munafik serta syaitan-syaitan dari kalangan jin dan manusia
Sumber pendapatan : Segala harta yang diperoleh dengan jalan haram dan riba
Jenis perkhidmatan : Menggalakkan manusia mengerjakan kemungkaran dan derhaka terhadap Allah SWT
Tempoh perkhidmatan: Sehingga hari khiamat
Matlamat Sebenar : Membawa Anak cucu Adam bersama-sama ke Neraka Jahanam
Teman sejawat : Orang yang suka mendiamkan dirinya dari menyatakan kebenaran
Ganjaran : Dosa-dosa kecil/besar dan kemurkaan Allah
Pembantu setia : Orang yang suka mengumpat, mencaci, memaki hamun, menghasut, pendengki dan pendendam

PENGALAMAN & KENANGAN
Peristiwa yg tak dapat dilupakan : Semasa Allah menjadikan Nabi Adam a.s
Kenangan manis : Di waktu manusia diambang shakratulmaut, mati dalam kekafiran
Kenangan pahit : Manusia yg digodanya mati dalam keimanan
Makanan kegemaran : Daging orang mati, segala najis dan kotoran
Minuman yg digemari : Wiski,brandi,taqila,todi,wine,arak dan semua minuman yg memabukkan
Yang paling ditakuti: Orang mukmin yang bertakwa
Yang paling dibenci : Orang yang sentiasa berzikir dan mengingati Allah
Alat perangkap : Wanita-wanita cantik,model,pelacur,pragawati,dan sebagainya
Saat ajal : Bila tiba waktu yang ditentukan Allah di hari kiamat kelak

SAAT YANG PALING MENDUKACITAKAN
Yg paling membosankan : Bila tiada lagi manusia yg mahu mengikuti kemahuannya
Tugas yg paling meletihkan : Menganggu manusia kearah kebaikkan kerana Allah Taala
Tugas yang paling disukai : Mengajak melakukan Homoseks,lesbian dan berzina
Janji kepada manusia : Janji janji kosong,angan angan dan tipu daya
Yang membuatnya gembira : Manusia yg mengikut jejak langkahnya
Saat yg mendukacitakannya : Manusia yg mempunyai cita cita untuk bertaubat
Yang membuatnya menangis : Bila Manusia yg disayanginya sujud kepada Allah SWT

September 4, 2008

How to Acquire Free Website Promotion

You have finished making your own website. You have introduced your company and presented your products and services. You have added propositions and promos to catch your target audience’s attention. You have achieved the dos and don’ts of building a company web site. But why isn’t your website a major success?

Maybe you’re not planning the key to the best promotion of your web site. Here are some guidelines on how to acquire free web site promotions for your company’s success.

If you have started to promote your web site, keep it constant. If you promote your site with persistence, it will catch your audience’s attention.

Be patient. Try each method in promotion until you acquire the best, free promotion there is. You have to accept trial and error for your web site to reach the top.

There are many ways for your web site to be seen. Here are some free web site promotions you could try until you find the most effective.

*Free promotions such as search engines and directories would give your web site the deserved traffic you always wanted. Make sure to check your web site’s ranking to know whether or not this type of free promotion is right for you.

*Make a deal with other web sites on trading links which could help both web sites. Make sure to use words that could easily interest the audience.

*Find free classified ads that could boost the promotion of your web site. These ads could be seen by other people who you are not targeting for, but may as well be interested in your services.

*Free and low-cost internet banners are spread all through out the World Wide Web. Banners that pop-up at the top of a page or in a separate window would automatically catch your target audience’s attention.

If your web site and its free promotion did not work even after accomplishing these methods, analyze your web site. Track down all visitors, advertisements, and transactions. Then locate errors in your web site. Upload new files to your web site continuously for audience to return for new products and services. Monitor your own web site if it’s up in the market or down.

Then be ready to try the methods again and surely it will work.

It has always been said that the best things in life are free. Yes they are. And as soon as your free web site promotion proves to the audience its worth, then you’ll believe it’s true.

9 Words Women love to Use

9 Words Women love to Use

1 Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2 Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3 Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4 Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5 Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6 That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7 Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

8 Whatever
Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

9 Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

** Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Tips to Grow Your Career

Tips to Grow Your Career
You found your first job and you feel a little anxious. You think to yourself – “How am I going to survive through all these?” With the right attitude and guidance, you will soon look forward to doing your best.

Like any other career enhancement tips, there are no guarantees for success. However, if you bring the right attitude and decide to take action then you are half way there. Nothing will stop a first jobber like you from shining at your workplace.

1. Self-discipline
The value of self-discipline in a first jobber is often underestimated. Now that you are in the working world you think to yourself, “Is self-discipline overrated?” I will tell you, no. It is not overrated. I have often found new staff with good self-discipline doing better than those who are poor in it.

Let me use a simple example to demonstrate this, assuming it’s a Friday and the rest of the department is planning to go out for a fun night. You have an important document to be completed for the coming Monday. What do you do? Give the fun night a pass and complete the work? Or join the fun and hope that you will find time to finish it over the weekend thus leaving you little chance to perfect it before submission?

Part of self-discipline is also about sacrifice. When you have strong self-discipline, it is inevitable that you would need to sacrifice some fun time to focus on your goals. If you are interested in advancing your career you may take some courses, or even read books to increase your knowledge. All these activities come with an opportunity cost. It could very well mean less time for leisure activities.

2. Success
You're probably thinking, “Success as part of these practical career enhancement tips is funny.” Let me assure you it is not. What I want to explain here is this – if you want to enhance your career, define what success is to you. Once you know what success is to you then you can plan towards that goal. Spend some time thinking what success is to you. Crystallize this in your mind. Assuming you know what success is to you, the next step is to be single-minded in the pursuit of your goal.

Being single-minded means to be focused on your goals. When you focus your energy on your goal, you get more out of your effort. You inch closer to your goals. When you are single-minded other things do not distract you. You know what you want and you power yourself towards it as best as you can so you can clearly see what you want.

Knowing your goal and your personal definition of success is an important element amongst these career enhancement tips for first jobbers. Equally important is to know your own strengths and your skills. If you want to enhance your career, play up on your strengths and improve on your skills required for your job. What are you good at? What are the skills sets you do not have that are required for the job? Build up on those skills.

The career enhancement tips in this sub-section basically means this – when you define what is success to you, you then pursue it single-minded knowing your strengths and the skills required to attain that success.

3. Sincerity
Sincerity in your career means a lot of things. For me, as a first jobber you should look at doing your work sincerely and joyfully. Meaning, do not treat your work as a drag. If you feel that your work is a drag, then start by asking yourself. Why is it so, before blaming anyone else – be it the company, your boss or your colleagues. So, be sincere with yourself. What is your core challenge in not being able to do your work sincerely?

Being sincere at your work means doing it with your level best. It means playing your part and taking personal responsibility for your work. It also means to share your learning and knowledge. When you share what you know about a certain task, you become an asset to your unit and this inevitably enhances your career. Many people think, the more they hoard what they know the more advantage they have. However, in my experience this is not true. I find that the more you share the more others are willing to share with you and the more you know.

In summary, the most important and practical career enhancement tips you can start now is – developing self-discipline, learning to sacrifice, define what success means to you, be single-minded in pursuit of your goals by knowing your strengths and skills, and doing your work with sincerity and have sharing as a work value you carry.

Resource Box/SIG line:
Long as he is popularly known - went through a period of disillusionment many moons ago. 'A slap and a kick' from a good-hearted cousin then woke him. He found himself graduating and having a good career. In his free time he runs www.career-success-for-newbies.com with his wife Dorena as their way of paying it forward. Download these free eBooks - Career Success Recipe for Newbies and SHINE At Work: Your 30-Minute Guide at the website now.

September 2, 2008

Evolution of Computer

The Evolution of the Computer

1. First Generation (1939-1954) - vacuum tube

1937 - John V. Atanasoff designed the first digital electronic computer
1939 - Atanasoff and Clifford Berry demonstrate in Nov. the ABC prototype
1941 - Konrad Zuse in Germany developed in secret the Z3
1943 - In Britain, the Colossus was designed in secret at Bletchley Park to decode German messages
1944 - Howard Aiken developed the Harvard Mark I mechanical computer for the Navy
1945 - John W. Mauchly and J. Presper Eckert built ENIAC at U of PA for the U.S. Army
1946 - Mauchly and Eckert start Electronic Control Co., received grant from National Bureau of Standards to build a ENIAC-type computer with magnetic tape input/output, renamed UNIVAC in 1947 but run out of money, formed in Dec. 1947 the new company Eckert-Mauchly Computer Corporation (EMCC).
1948 - Howard Aiken developed the Harvard Mark III electronic computer with 5000 tubes
1948 - U of Manchester in Britain developed the SSEM Baby electronic computer with CRT memory
1949 - Mauchly and Eckert in March successfully tested the BINAC stored-program computer for Northrop Aircraft, with mercury delay line memory and a primitive magentic tape drive; Remington Rand bought EMCC Feb. 1950 and provided funds to finish UNIVAC
1950- Commander William C. Norris led Engineering Research Associates to develop the Atlas, based on the secret code-breaking computers used by the Navy in WWII; the Atlas was 38 feet long, 20 feet wide, and used 2700 vacuum tubes
1951 - S. A. Lebedev developed the MESM computer in Russia
1951 - Remington Rand successfully tested UNIVAC March 30, 1951, and announced to the public its sale to the Census Bureau June 14, 1951, the first commercial computer to feature a magnetic tape storage system, the eight UNISERVO tape drives that stood separate from the CPU and control console on the other side of a garage-size room. Each tape drive was six feet high and three feet wide, used 1/2-inch metal tape of nickel-plated bronze 1200 feet long, recorded data on eight channels at 100 inches per second with a transfer rate of 7,200 characters per second. The complete UNIVAC system weighed 29,000 pounds, included 5200 vacuum tubes, and an offline typewriter-printer UNIPRINTER with an attached metal tape drive. Later, a punched card-to-tape machine was added to read IBM 80-column and Remington Rand 90-column cards.
1952 - Remington Rand bought the ERA in Dec. 1951 and combined the UNIVAC product line in 1952: the ERA 1101 computer became the UNIVAC 1101. The UNIVAC I was used in November to calculate the presidential election returns and successfully predict the winner, although it was not trusted by the TV networks who refused to use the prediction.
1954 - The SAGE aircraft-warning system was the largest vacuum tube computer system ever built. It began in 1954 at MIT's Lincoln Lab with funding from the Air Force. The first of 23 Direction Centers went online in Nov. 1956, and the last in 1962. Each Center had two 55,000-tube computers built by IBM, MIT, AND Bell Labs. The 275-ton computers known as "Clyde" were based on Jay Forrester's Whirlwind I and had magnetic core memory, magentic drum and magnetic tape storage. The Centers were connected by an early network, and pioneered development of the modem and graphics display.

Atanasoff-Berry Computer 1939, from IEEE

magnetic drum memory of the Atanasoff-Berry Computer 1939, from Smithsonian NMAH

Whirlwind core memory 1951, from IEEE

first computer bug 1945, from IEEE

UNIVAC 1951, from Smithsonian NMAH

UNIVAC I ca. 1955, from Smithsonian

UNIVAC ad 1955/01/17 from Time

UNIVAC ad 1955/02/28 from Time

UNIVAC I of 1951 was the first business computer made in the U.S. "Many people saw a computer for the first time on television when UNIVAC I predicted the outcome of the 1952 presidential elections."

Bendix G-15 of 1956, inexpensive at $60,000, for science and industry but could also be used by a single user; several hundred were built - used magnetic tape drive and key punch terminal

IBM 650 that "became the most popular medium-sized computer in America in the 1950's" - rental cost was $5000 per month - 1500 were installed - able to read punched cards or magnetic tape - used rotating magnetic drum main memory unit that could store 4000 words, from Smithsonian NMAH

2.Second Generation Computers (1954 -1959) - transistor

Tom Watson, Jr.

1950 - National Bureau of Standards (NBS) introduced its Standards Eastern Automatic Computer (SEAC) with 10,000 newly developed germanium diodes in its logic circuits, and the first magnetic disk drive designed by Jacob Rabinow
1953 - Tom Watson, Jr., led IBM to introduce the model 604 computer, its first with transistors, that became the basis of the model 608 of 1957, the first solid-state computer for the commercial market. Transistors were expensive at first, cost $8 vs. $.75 for a vacuum tube. But Watson was impressed with the new transistor radios and gave them to his engineers to study. IBM also developed the 650 Magnetic Drum Calculator, the first by IBM to use magnetic drum memory rather punched cards, and began shipment of the 701 scientific "Defense Calculator" that was the first of the Model 700 line that dominated main frame computers for the next decade
1955 - IBM introduced the 702 business computer; Watson on the cover of Time magazine March 28
1956 - Bendix G-15A small business computer sold for only $45,000, designed by Harry Huskey of NBS
1959 - General Electric Corporation delivered its Electronic Recording Machine Accounting (ERMA) computing system to the Bank of America in California; based on a design by SRI, the ERMA system employed Magnetic Ink Character Recognition (MICR) as the means to capture data from the checks and introduced automation in banking that continued with ATM machines in 1974

transistor, from Smithsonian NMAH

"First transistor (model), December 1947. Constructed by John Bardeen, Walter Brattain and William Shockley at Bell Laboratories," from Smithsonian NMAH

Regency transistor radio 1954 (TL), Zenith transistor hearing aid 1952, from Smithsonian NMAH

Regency transistor radio 1954, from Smithsonian NMAH

Philco and Emerson transistor radios, from Smithsonian NMAH

transistor radios, from Smithsonian NMAH

Maico hearing aid before and after transistors, from Fortune 1953/03

Morton, Shockley, White who developed transistor, from Fortune 1953/03

RCA transistor ad, from Fortune 1953/03

3. Third Generation Computers (1959 -1971) - IC

1959 - Jack Kilby of Texas Instruments patented the first integrated circuit in Feb. 1959; Kilby had made his first germanium IC in Oct. 1958; Robert Noyce at Fairchild used planar process to make connections of components within a silicon IC in early 1959; the first commercial product using IC was the hearing aid in Dec. 1963; General Instrument made LSI chip (100+ components) for Hammond organs 1968
1964 - IBM produced SABRE, the first airline reservation tracking system for American Airlines; IBM announced the System/360 all-purpose computer, using 8-bit character word length (a "byte") that was pioneered in the 7030 of April 1961 that grew out of the AF contract of Oct. 1958 following Sputnik to develop transistor computers for BMEWS
1968 - DEC introduced the first "mini-computer", the PDP-8, named after the mini-skirt; DEC was founded in 1957 by Kenneth H. Olsen who came for the SAGE project at MIT and began sales of the PDP-1 in 1960
1969 - Development began on ARPAnet, funded by the DOD
1971 - Intel produced large scale integrated (LSI) circuits that were used in the digital delay line, the first digital audio device

IC, from Smithsonian NMAH

Polaroid IC 1961, from Smithsonian NMAH

DEC PDP-1 of 1960, from CHM

DEC PDP8/E minicomputer 1973 from SDCM - cu

Anderson Jacobson ADC 260 acoustic coupler 1963, from SDCM

early transistor calculators - Casio "Mini" used chips from TI (left); TI SR-10 calculator showing circuit in transparent case, used a single chip 1972, from Smithsonian NMAH

IC, from Smithsonian NMAH

4. Fourth Generation (1971-1991) - microprocessor

1971 - Gilbert Hyatt at Micro Computer Co. patented the microprocessor; Ted Hoff at Intel in February introduced the 4-bit 4004, a VSLI of 2300 components, for the Japanese company Busicom to create a single chip for a calculator; IBM introduced the first 8-inch "memory disk", as it was called then, or the "floppy disk" later; Hoffmann-La Roche patented the passive LCD display for calculators and watches; in November Intel announced the first microcomputer, the MCS-4; Nolan Bushnell designed the first commercial arcade video game "Computer Space"
1972 - Intel made the 8-bit 8008 and 8080 microprocessors; Gary Kildall wrote his Control Program/Microprocessor (CP/M) disk operating system to provide instructions for floppy disk drives to work with the 8080 processor. He offered it to Intel, but was turned down, so he sold it on his own, and soon CP/M was the standard operating system for 8-bit microcomputers; Bushnell created Atari and introduced the successful "Pong" game
1973 - IBM developed the first true sealed hard disk drive, called the "Winchester" after the rifle company, using two 30 Mb platters; Robert Metcalfe at Xerox PARC created Ethernet as the basis for a local area network, and later founded 3COM
1974 - Xerox developed the Alto workstation at PARC, with a monitor, a graphical user interface, a mouse, and an ethernet card for networking
1975 - the Altair personal computer is sold in kit form, and influenced Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak
1976 - Jobs and Wozniak developed the Apple personal computer; Alan Shugart introduced the 5.25-inch floppy disk
1977 - Nintendo in Japan began to make computer games that stored the data on chips inside a game cartridge that sold for around $40 but only cost a few dollars to manufacture. It introduced its most popular game "Donkey Kong" in 1981, Super Mario Bros in 1985
1978 - Visicalc spreadsheet software was written by Daniel Bricklin and Bob Frankston
1979 - Micropro released Wordstar that set the standard for word processing software
1980 - IBM signed a contract with the Microsoft Co. of Bill Gates and Paul Allen and Steve Ballmer to supply an operating system for IBM's new PC model. Microsoft paid $25,000 to Seattle Computer for the rights to QDOS that became Microsoft DOS, and Microsoft began its climb to become the dominant computer company in the world.
1984 - Apple Computer introduced the Macintosh personal computer January 24.
1987 - Bill Atkinson of Apple Computers created a software program called HyperCard that was bundled free with all Macintosh computers. This program for the first time made hypertext popular and useable to a wide number of people. Ted Nelson coined the terms "hypertext" and "hypermedia" in 1965 based on the pre-computer ideas of Vannevar Bush published in his "As We May Think" article in the July 1945 issue of The Atlantic Monthly.

Intel 4004 microprocessor in 1971, from Intel Museum

Apple I of 1976 , from Smithsonian NMAH

Wozniak and Jobs introduced Apple II in 1977, from History of Apple

MITS Altair 8800A 1975 from SDCM - cu

Apple II personal computer 1978 with 5.25-inch Disk drives, from SDCM - cu

IBM 5151 personal computer 1981, from SDCM - cu

Seagate ST-251 5-inch 40 MB hard drive 1978, from SDCM - cu

Memorex Model 101 hard drive, 10 MB, 1983, from SDCM - cu

5. Fifth Generation (1991 and Beyond)

1991 - World-Wide Web (WWW) was developed by Tim Berners-Lee and released by CERN.
1993 - The first Web browser called Mosaic was created by student Marc Andreesen and programmer Eric Bina at NCSA in the first 3 months of 1993. The beta version 0.5 of X Mosaic for UNIX was released Jan. 23 1993 and was instant success. The PC and Mac versions of Mosaic followed quickly in 1993. Mosaic was the first software to interpret a new IMG tag, and to display graphics along with text. Berners-Lee objected to the IMG tag, considered it frivolous, but image display became one of the most used features of the Web. The Web grew fast because the infrastructure was already in place: the Internet, desktop PC, home modems connected to online services such as AOL and Compuserve
1994 - Netscape Navigator 1.0 was released Dec. 1994, and was given away free, soon gaining 75% of world browser market.
1996 - Microsoft failed to recognized the importance of the Web, but finally released the much imporoved browser Explorer 3.0 in the summer.